The second that you see and meet the person, and be friends you are instantly in love. Head over heels, can't stop thinking about them, want to be with them, hold them hug them, & be held and hugged and loved by them in return.
In an instant I was friendstruck with her and couldn't get her out of my mind.
The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitablybest friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me outwith that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.