"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".
"Why?"
"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"
"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"
"Well, you did. You did"
"Why?"
"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"
"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"
"Well, you did. You did"
by Diet Sun Drop June 01, 2014