by squirtdonkeys December 17, 2006
A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
A silly little place up the railroad tracks where two men can "shack up" for the night and fall madly in love beneath the stars, undisturbed to let the hands
wander and please each other...
wander and please each other...
Gary:Hey Curtis you know a place where we can be alone and play silly little reindeer games and watch the stars?
Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !
Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !
by squirtdonkeys December 18, 2006
A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!
(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.
(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!
(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!
by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007
A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fuckin curb crying over "spillt milk" A.K.A boy butter.
Man last night I fucked the shit out of jill and then left her crying ass on the curb to catch the bus. Why do I always have to bone em' and disown em'.
by squirtdonkeys March 30, 2007
The main ingredient in "keeping yo pimp hand strong". When your bitch steps out of line and you reach back to the next county and deliver a devestating blow to her insubordanant face!!
My pimp Leroy gave shaniqua a " Bitch slap "
cuz she was holdin back on his money,
she was healin for weeks.....
cuz she was holdin back on his money,
she was healin for weeks.....
by squirtdonkeys January 22, 2007
To leave em' then retrive em' is when you have left your dirty prostitute to make your pimp ass some money (ching ching) and you return only to find the slut is gone, so you strike out on your own with malice and vengence in your heart to "RETRIVE" her!
Bro,last night I had to strike out and find that fucking cunt shaniqua after I left her to do something strange for some change with that filthy trick "john", next thing I knew I was standing over two dead bodies. Why is always so damn hard to leave em' then retrive em'???
by squirtdonkeys April 06, 2007