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by squirtdonkeys December 17, 2006
Get the Brokeback Steakhouse mug.A silly little place up the railroad tracks where two men can "shack up" for the night and fall madly in love beneath the stars, undisturbed to let the hands
wander and please each other...
wander and please each other...
Gary:Hey Curtis you know a place where we can be alone and play silly little reindeer games and watch the stars?
Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !
Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !
by squirtdonkeys December 18, 2006
Get the brokeback love shack mug.A meniachal little creature that crawls out of the womb at night while the unsuspecting mother lays in a deep slumber,Then strikes out on its own to inflict severe punishment on those who study stem cell research,After which it swings on the umbilical cord like spiderman all the way back to the sleeping mothers womb,All before daybreak.
Man last night Todd and I were screwing around with stem cells (for no apparent reason) and out of nowhere came the fetus of doom,Then it suddenly took Todds head clean the fuck off and scurried down his neck and out of his anus,all the while chanting a disturbing little tune that sounded alot like this...(Da Da Da Da fetus of doom Da Da Da Da fetus of doom)
by squirtdonkeys January 15, 2007
Get the FETUS OF DOOM mug.The main ingredient in "keeping yo pimp hand strong". When your bitch steps out of line and you reach back to the next county and deliver a devestating blow to her insubordanant face!!
My pimp Leroy gave shaniqua a " Bitch slap "
cuz she was holdin back on his money,
she was healin for weeks.....
cuz she was holdin back on his money,
she was healin for weeks.....
by squirtdonkeys January 22, 2007
Get the Bitch slap mug.A Leather clad sodomist with the intellegence
of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.
of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.
Your gimp is pimp tonight chris, but my Forrest gimp
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.
by squirtdonkeys January 22, 2007
Get the FORREST GIMP mug.A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
Get the squirrel friend mug.When you're in the middle of hot passionate sex with your pregnant wife and suddenly you're catapulted through the air by the kicking fetus from inside the womb.You become enraged and lunge for the fetus be good stick from off the wall and begin to strike the fetus (through the stomach) and all the while you can hear the fetus taunting you with "missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me" so you jerk the fetus from the womb and kiss it on the head then continue the beating!!!!
by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007
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