dumn

the contraction of dumb and damn.

Him: (while holding ziploc bags below eyes) "do i have bags under my eyes?"
Her: you're really dumn

by recliners September 15, 2011

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

by recliners December 15, 2009