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fried-rice 

A word used to describe a person lacking the ability to form coherent sentences in spoken conversation; a person given to frequent stuttering.
fried-rice by Anonymous February 7, 2003
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Fried Rice 

Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.
The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.
Fried Rice by DaPwettyPwincess September 3, 2018

fried rice 

Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.
Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.

Fried Rice 

Another slang for sex or making out in Asia.
Male 1: So what are you doing tonight?

Male 2: Gonna make some fried rice with my wife.
Fried Rice by RawrRaptor December 10, 2009

Fried Rice 

Sexually transmitted disease (male). Very similar to "blue waffle" in a female
My boyfriend said he wasn't cheating and came home with fried rice.
Fried Rice by Candice Lick-alot October 18, 2012

Fried Rice 

Uncontrollably high off of marijuana.
1. Yooo we just smoked like 4 L's, we fried rice!

2. What are you doing? About to get fried rice with my friends.
Fried Rice by kush-rolled November 26, 2010

Fried rice 

A gay orgy of Asian men in a sauna
Did he really get all up in that fried rice last night?
Fried rice by Wangwapper August 13, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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