frictionist 

A person that derives sexual pleasure from (and expresses sexual desire for) any kind of friction involving the genitals or other erogenous zone.

William isn't attracted to strangers on the bus. He simply enjoys being in tightly packed crowds that are jostling around because he is a frictionist.

frictionist by Mr. E Cow April 27, 2014

frictionize 

This is slang in military circles for fraternizing sexually between officers and enlisted members.

I went to frictionize with Sgt. Suzy last night!

frictionize by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

Fictionista 

A fictionista has an appreciation for the characters living inside their head, waiting to be put on the page.

A fictionista never has to write alone.

A fictionista is an artist of words.

A fictionista is a member of the online writing community.

Whether they're a seasoned author or a new writer, they belong at Fictionista Workshop, a thriving, supportive non-profit community of writers, editors, and readers working together to create the premier online writing workshop for creative original and derivative fiction. Fictionista Workshop hopes to assist all fictionistas through various projects and programs, including writing workshops, writing classes, editor training, daily writing prompts, and more. For more information, go to www.fictionistaworkshop.com

Come play with your words.

That girl just told me, "Editors are made, not born." She must be a fictionista.

Fictionista by SSVV June 28, 2010

Functionista 

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.

Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.

Functionista by BrainstormOverload December 29, 2008

Frictionate 

To cause friction; to be stubborn

The rubber tires frictionate with the road's surface

Frictionate by Juan-Paquello March 23, 2019

Valentino Frictionis 

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

Valentino Frictionis by Mr Moose February 15, 2008

fictionitis 

A disease common consisting of an obsession-rational or otherwise-with a fictional world, character, or state of being.

Symptoms include:

-Hyperventilating, shrieking, etc. at the mention of said fictional state

-Excessive discussion of said fictional state

-Belief that this fictional state is, in fact, a reality.

This ailment affects a large majority of the world's population. If one has never attained it, they are typically viewed as as "dull" or "lifeless." A cure has yet to be discovered.

Gracie was diagnosed with fictionitis when her friends noted her ceaseless blabbering about the said "Fault in Our Stars."

Jennifer had come to the conclusion that she had attained fictionitis when she failed to go a minute without squealing to her friends "Tobias Eaton is too hot for words!"

fictionitis by TheSmexiNinjaOfHogwarts March 12, 2014