Functionista

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.

Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.

by BrainstormOverload December 29, 2008

Fantasty

Someone who is so tasty looking (personally attractive) he/she is worthy of fantasizing about.

Man, have you seen the new intern? She is fantasty!

by BrainstormOverload December 29, 2008