frettings 

when you spend too much time fretting over your Facebook privacy settings...

I spent so much time considering all possibilities for who to share information with on Facebook and finally reset all my frettings

frettings by Victoriacam February 26, 2011

frotting 

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .

"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."

"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"

frotting by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012

Frealings 

Real Feelings , F'real Feelings. A Mix of Real and Feelings , FREALINGS

A: Oh for real dog? You got feelings for her?
B: Yeah, I got these frealings that makes me love her man

Frealings by DickKnuckles May 18, 2009

Fratting 

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly fratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which he is obligated.

Fratting includes but is not limited to, golfing, drinking, deep sea fishing, boating, sitting in the sun while at a pool or beach and finally denouncing guidos by any and every means necessary.

Fratting by RedButtons December 25, 2009

fretting elephant 

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

fretting elephant by The Russians June 21, 2011

frenting 

When you borrow or rent something from a friend rather than from a business.

I don't actually own Bioshock 2, I'm just frenting it from Jason.

frenting by badfortune May 18, 2009

Frotting 

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.

"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.

Frotting by TreuMinkzx March 19, 2015