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Freeting 

When you're at a meeting and it's for somereason incredibly cold. You can put on whatever you want but it'll still be cold until you reach the point of no return and you're burning, causing the awkward shifts and everyone staring at you. This could pertain elsewhere, such as in a classroom where you're tired and the cold of course amplifies it.
J: Man I was in a total freeting. I'd rather be incased in ice.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.

fleeting 

-lasting for a very short time.

-When something happens quickly or doesn't last as long as you'd like, it is described as being fleeting.
"hoping to get a fleeting glimpse of a whale underwater"
fleeting by Vabe Tellurion December 18, 2022

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.
Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!
Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.
When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.
Freezing Balls by oldfellas March 13, 2012

penguins freezing in antartica 

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself
Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica