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When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.
Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.
by The Russians June 21, 2011

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When you eat swordfish and shit it out in spiky poop nuggets. It is rather painful.
Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.
by The Russians June 21, 2011

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