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The type of person who abandons their loved ones for burgers.
Wow, Matt is being such a Frester right now, only hanging out at the Shake Shack, discarding his loved ones.
frester by WhoNeedsNewYork July 26, 2016
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Festerpool 

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.
A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.
Festerpool by MattMuz September 22, 2020
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festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003
A frister serves both as a friend and a sister. This word is most commonly used between twins, for they are usually incredibly close and are both friends and sisters. A frister is the ultimate companion who you may share inside jokes with, make lunches for, and watch ridiculous movies with.
Hey frister lets go catch an uber ridiculous movie, I'll make you a nice lunch with a home made granola bar in it.
Frister by Shananigans333 April 6, 2009

frusterbate 

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
an adult, though no longer a student, who does not have full-time employment and all the benefits that comes with it. Instead, a freeter chooses to work part-time or hold down odd jobs, even while full time employment is available.

Being a freeter means having more flexibility and freedom than someone with a permanent job. Freeters usually do not earn enough money to have their own home, so they often stay at home with their parents indefinitely, or else rent rooms in others' homes.
In today's economy, it's hard to know if a part-time employee is a freeloader or freeter, or is simply struggling to survive.
freeter by D.S. Credito April 5, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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