frenchhorn

equivalent to a female version of the rusty trombone (rusty trumpet). To give a female rim while fiddling with her foofta (vagina).

Brian said he gave his girlfriend a frenchhorn last night. He then went home and kissed his mom on the cheek.

by Mac Diggity October 21, 2009

French Horn

frenCH ˈhôrn
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of french origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Marcel had a very severe erection when he gave Gaston a french Horn.

by FrenchStewartHorn December 16, 2017

French Horn Player

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

by Kes14 October 12, 2011

French Horn

The best instrument ever. Pitched in F with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest brass instruments to learn and master. (I havent mastered it myself. Another 10 years for me. :-D) Mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. Heard in Wind Ensembles, Orchestras and Chamber Ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. Only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. Most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. Hard to play in tune when you start off. Once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. Word.

John: You play French Horn?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!? That instrument sucks!
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.

by Obsessed Hornist February 11, 2006

french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!

The french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!

by Cyrstal July 14, 2005

French Horn

A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.

Barry Tuckwell plays the Horn.

by Tanja June 6, 2004

Mexican French Horn

Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers.

It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican French Horns.

by dannyb December 4, 2007