freelunch

Noun.
A lunch that is free. It does exist but only one has been sighted.

Dave: YO BUBBA, what you doin' for lunch?
Bubba: I'm gettin' me a freelunch, man.
Dave: AIN"T NO SUCH THING, GOAT HEAD!
Bubba(Goathead): I reckon you're full of poop.

by Franz April 21, 2006