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freelance whales
they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
freelance whales by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010
Free Lunch
The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
Free Lunch by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
Freelance Police
A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).
Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?
Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
Freelance Police by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011
Freelance Campaigner
An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.
My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
Freelance Campaigner by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010
Sluggy Freelance
The greatest webcomic on the face of the earth. Associated with phrases like 'is it not nifty' and 'worship the comic'. located at www.sluggy.com
Sluggy Freelance by Alecat June 25, 2003
free lunch guy
When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.
Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.
free lunch guy by Coach BEAR December 5, 2013
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