The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.
fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."
by Figure.10 June 26, 2009
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Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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When you shit your pants at work, your buddies owe you free lunch for bestowing that laugh you gave them at your expense. Photographic evidence of the shitting must be provided.
Damnit Vince you owe me free lunch that wasn’t a fart!
by The izzzyest August 21, 2018
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Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
You remember that girl we knew from Chem class? I'm gonna get me some free lunch with her today.
by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008
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The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.
I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.
by Remington Steele February 03, 2005
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When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.
Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.
by Coach BEAR December 05, 2013
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