frecklist

Being racist except with freckles!

that person is frecklist! They just made fun of my freckles!

by Pantherclaw November 20, 2010

hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."

by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.

Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!

by bukowsky January 5, 2010

Freckless

To do or say something stupid, or more commonly multitude of things stupidly

Jack was being really freckless today.

by LR88 April 23, 2022

freckles

Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable.
Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.

Look at the cute freckles on Danielle!

by jim October 10, 2005

freaklitter

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die in infancy.
Also known as "fuctuplets"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

by ratscabies February 2, 2009

satan's freckles

stale wheat toast made moist in the middle by the tears that come from my eyes from when my cousin tickles me too much

For dinner last night, I had expired yogurt, expired eggs, and a side of satan's freckles.

by definitely not you March 9, 2011