Bastard Rat

A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.

-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.

by BigDaddy618 April 23, 2010

Fish Fart

Queefe, Pussy Fart, Snatch Releaser, Dungeon Relief

The office was quiet, then the smell of Filet of Fish spread quickly around the room. That`s when we knew Jackie had gave us a silent but deadly Fish Fart.

by BigDaddy618 October 19, 2010

Dry Tongue Chaffing

When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.

Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!

by BigDaddy618 April 21, 2010

Copperhead Toe

When a persons 2nd toe is 3 inches longer than their big toe, therefore resembling a copperhead snake.

Mom! Dad! Look at the snake track in the sand. Don`t be afraid honey its just Tara`s Copperhead Toe.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)

Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

Salty Bag Drag

Before you tea-bag someone, you slide the divider of your nutbag along the receivers nose there by leaving a salty after taste on their upper lip for them to enjoy.

I swear to God if Sara doesn`t quit screaming thru the PA system; I`m going to give her a Salty Bag Drag!

by BigDaddy618 April 27, 2010

T.P.O.P.

Two pounds of pussy-TPOP

Did you see Ally`s monkey in her spandex workout pants?
Yeah, you know shes got T.P.O.P.

by BigDaddy618 April 22, 2010