freakquently 

'frē-kwənt-lē
Adverb describing a parson who oftentimes behaves like a freak.

I freakquently find myself googling random shit at 1am when I can't sleep.

freakquently by priscillaqueenofthedesert October 28, 2021

Fried Tomatoes Frequently 

A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck

A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!

B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.

Fried Tomatoes Frequently by Caravaner March 10, 2009

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble 

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble by keifermail June 29, 2009

Frequently 

Basically every day!

"If you go to MIT, I will visit you frequently."

Frequently by T-Roy B-rizzle January 14, 2010

Freakquency 

Duration of time between meeting freaks.

I thought this company was great, but the freakquency went off the charts when I met more of the old timers in the sales department.

I loved my time downtown for dinner, but about midnight the freakquency went parabolic when all the drunk and loud alternative lifestyle bar hounds showed up.

Freakquency by plresultsman October 12, 2011

freakwently 

Being a freak regularly or habitually; often

She was a freakwently so all her friends had gotten used to her weirdness.

freakwently by Indrel December 6, 2017

FrequentlyAskedQuestions 

When you are trying to be PG rated around parents, instead of saying Fuck you, or FA-Q or FAQ, just say FrequentlyAskedQuestions!

Mom: Now Michael make sure you share your food with Max too!

Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!

FrequentlyAskedQuestions by Da Quizzler June 17, 2011