frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.

Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?

frankenpack by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005

frankenwank 

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

frankenwank by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

Frankenface 

Is similar in many ways to the butterface but this version requires that the females face must look like it was assembled from various parts. The overall effect is one of true repulsion and should never make up for the smoking body effect. Sometimes when the Frankenface enters the room Alice Cooper appears and screams, "Feed My Frankenstein!!".

"Damn that bitch has a Frankenface."

"Man I can't believe he hit that shit it looked like she had five different faces pieced together like a Frankenface."

"That Frankenface made me puke."

Frankenface by B. Bellah, J. Wheeler, The Goog July 6, 2007

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.

Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"

Frankenpaper by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008

FrankenMac 

A usually fully functional almost-Apple Macintosh computer rebuilt from various dead-Mac pull-out and commodity PC parts to avoid Apple's high prices for similar Apple-sourced but functionally identical parts. A cousin somewhat to the Hackintosh.

Jim got a bunch of Apple and non-Apple parts from some dead Macs, PCs, and his own workbench and cobbled together a little FrankenMac. Not quite as pretty but it works fine.

FrankenMac by esmith512 October 6, 2007

frankenfuck 

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.

COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.

frankenfuck by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

frankenpattern 

To pattern using multiple styles and mis-matched pattern pieces. The end result is a combination of the garments that leaves the patternmaker horrified as to how it was put together, but usually no one else knows that from the end result. (phew!)

Also see - Nashion.

They asked me to Frankenpattern a spandex short with a woven attached fanny pack!

Bob Ross would love my happy accident of this top.

frankenpattern by Alyson Clair & Christy Taylor August 2, 2012