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frankendocument 

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.
Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."
frankendocument by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011

frankenfuck 

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
frankenfuck by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankendesign 

Used in graphic or web design when a client choses to combine elements from two or more distinct visual concepts that do not match.
Designer: "Here are our two concepts."

Client: "We like both. Can we use the navigation from number 1 with the headline area of number 2, and make the logo bigger?"

Designer: "Sure, I'll frankendesign that together."
Frankendesign by halozero June 12, 2009

Frankenjackson 

A large African-American retard.
Riddick Bowe sure is a Frankenjackson
Frankenjackson by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004

Frankencock 

1. A Penis that is freakishly Long.
2. A Penis that is hideous and grotesque.
1. Wow, that guy has a Frankencock! That thing is huge!
2. OMG, did you see that guys penis? How gross! that guy has a frankencock!

frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.
Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?
frankenpack by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005