A deck of PowerPoint slides that's been repeatedly added to over the years without ever having anything removed. Hideously overgrown and disorganized, it's developed an out-of-control, audience-killing, twisted life of its own.
by Teambuilder June 16, 2016
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Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"
Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."
Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."
Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"
Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."
Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."
Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."
by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011
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Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.
verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.
verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?
COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.
COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?
COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.
COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007
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Designer: "Here are our two concepts."
Client: "We like both. Can we use the navigation from number 1 with the headline area of number 2, and make the logo bigger?"
Designer: "Sure, I'll frankendesign that together."
Client: "We like both. Can we use the navigation from number 1 with the headline area of number 2, and make the logo bigger?"
Designer: "Sure, I'll frankendesign that together."
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