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Frankenface 

Is similar in many ways to the butterface but this version requires that the females face must look like it was assembled from various parts. The overall effect is one of true repulsion and should never make up for the smoking body effect. Sometimes when the Frankenface enters the room Alice Cooper appears and screams, "Feed My Frankenstein!!".
"Damn that bitch has a Frankenface."

"Man I can't believe he hit that shit it looked like she had five different faces pieced together like a Frankenface."

"That Frankenface made me puke."
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Frankenface 

The face of pain from a Mixed Martial Arts beat-down (refering to the cuts, black eyes, bruises, and injuries sustained by being repeatidly punched or kicked in the face)
Did you see that beat-down Tito layed on that Shamrock in the UFC fight? Shamrock had a major frankenface after that ass whooping!
Frankenface by Doctor Paul October 18, 2007

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.
Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"
Frankenpaper by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008

FrankenMac 

A usually fully functional almost-Apple Macintosh computer rebuilt from various dead-Mac pull-out and commodity PC parts to avoid Apple's high prices for similar Apple-sourced but functionally identical parts. A cousin somewhat to the Hackintosh.
Jim got a bunch of Apple and non-Apple parts from some dead Macs, PCs, and his own workbench and cobbled together a little FrankenMac. Not quite as pretty but it works fine.
FrankenMac by esmith512 October 6, 2007

frankenfuck 

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
frankenfuck by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankenfaithful

1. A follower of a Frankenfaith; 2. Unfounded belief in a Frankenfaith.
Lots of the Frankenfaithful are coming out of the woodwork these days, just like cicadas from the dirt. Let's hope they go back underground for another 17 years.

Frankenfactor 

(noun) An influence that instantly changes people into hypocrites, in regard to their stances on sexual assault issues.
Person 1 - Sexual assault is disgusting. Men who engage in that realm of power-#ucking women in various circumstances, whether it be for personal gain, or just ridicule of another, need to go straight to Hell.
Person 2 - I totally agree. These assholes need to hang for the sh!t they put women through. When I heard that Al Franken put his hands on-
Person 1 - Al Franken?!? Oooh, ooh, ooobilie-oooooh. He's so dreamy.

Bystander 2 - (to Bystander 1) D@mn. The Frankenfactor is effing powerful.
Frankenfactor by BrandonChrist April 20, 2018