foxtion

Just like fiction, but it is television shows on Fox. Sex, murder, sex, wills, and more sex are commonly used.

Bob: Whats your favorite foxtion show?

Jan: It would have to be The OC

by Robert September 23, 2005

Reverse Foxton

A Reverse Foxton is a woman who tapes her chest, and glues a dildo to her vagina.

Quite similar to a transsexual.

Wow, is that a Reverse Foxton or just a really ugly woman?

by crazytechfan August 10, 2009

Foxtons Knot

An excessively large knot on a tie. Typically sported by the recently-graduated, commission-hungry employees of a London-based chain of Estate Agents.

"Look at the Foxtons Knot on the guy in the racing green Mini"

by Pottsy February 17, 2005

foxton

a village full of toffee nosed wankers, who can't park and think they are better than anyone else, despite the fact that they have never worked. Also known for the pikey canal boaters who reguarly rob your house and masturbate in bushes. Foxton people also enjoy swingers parties at the local church.

I hate those fudge packers in foxton

That fucking wanker just stopped in the middle of the road

by rose protein December 7, 2010

fortion

A large sum of money.

No, I'm just getting shafted like an independent contractor so my boss doesn't have to pay my fortion of social security!

by Rofl P. Lulz March 16, 2009

Foxton Fin

Lop sided pointy hairstyle sported by illiterate employees of popular cnut shop Foxtons. David Beckham once had this haircut in about 2001.

"Yeah, I want to look like one of those trendy media types. I'll have a Foxton Fin, lots of product, the works. Have you seen my application form for The Apprentice?"

by Lupold April 15, 2008

foction

fuck- option: a situation were the option to fuck is present

He's always a great foction.

by treadheals June 28, 2011