Fan-fuxtion

Fan-fuxtion: fan-fiction clearly authored to fulfil the writer's need for a "fix" of their own particular sexual fetishes, e.g.: "Twilight", "50 Shades of Grey"..

"No, I don't want to read your fan-fuxtion about Kirk & Spock being feathered dinosaurian lovers in a paralell universe filled with anthro-furries"

Fan-fuxtion by pjmaybe November 30, 2020

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Fanfuction

Fanfiction written with the goal of a hot sex scene in mind.

A word invented in error (by The Sci-Fi Bard) that describes exactly what certain fanfiction is about - i.e. SEX

Fanfiction with an 18/NC-17 rating due to sex scenes.

"I only read it cause it was fanfuction and I was horny..."

"I was all worked up and on my own, so I wrote some fanfuction to take the edge off..."

"That Otalia fanfuction was so good I have to go take a cold shower!"

Fanfuction by The Sci-Fi Bard September 24, 2009

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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