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a village full of toffee nosed wankers, who can't park and think they are better than anyone else, despite the fact that they have never worked. Also known for the pikey canal boaters who reguarly rob your house and masturbate in bushes. Foxton people also enjoy swingers parties at the local church.
I hate those fudge packers in foxton

That fucking wanker just stopped in the middle of the road
foxton by rose protein December 7, 2010
a hot boy with great hair. Foxton can be a bad boy and very annoying but when he likes you he is a softie. he loves cologne and smells good. he has a good jawline and skin. many girls want him but he only wants one girl who isnt popular and is very sweet.
Wow fox/foxton is looking hot today
foxton by skye youngg March 19, 2024

Foxton Fin 

Lop sided pointy hairstyle sported by illiterate employees of popular cnut shop Foxtons. David Beckham once had this haircut in about 2001.
"Yeah, I want to look like one of those trendy media types. I'll have a Foxton Fin, lots of product, the works. Have you seen my application form for The Apprentice?"
Foxton Fin by Lupold April 15, 2008

Foxton goomie

a little boy, who say they lub you, but goes an touches any old fork in town!
Don’t worry about him Bub, nothing but a foxton goomie

Reverse Foxton 

A Reverse Foxton is a woman who tapes her chest, and glues a dildo to her vagina.

Quite similar to a transsexual.
Wow, is that a Reverse Foxton or just a really ugly woman?
Reverse Foxton by crazytechfan August 10, 2009

fortondoando 

In music, more than 3 f's on the sheet music; meaning to play very very very loud. So one 'f' written on the score means 'forte' or 'loud'.
ff = fortissimo
fff = fortississimo
ffff+ = fortondoando.
Beethoven: "fffff"
You: oh fortondoando. got it. *smashes piano with fist*
fortondoando by evilpojmaster February 7, 2009
A wild fox and a wild raccoon mate
It’s a weird animal that will explain the weird noise at night you hear in the woods. Also the animal looks much like a fox on its hind legs running holding something in its paws. Often stealing fruit and sweets.
How to identify is a fox with burglar eyes.
What was that animal “ I think that was a fox.” She said
“No that was a raccoon” he said.
“What” we said….it’s a foxoon!!!
“A foxoon” we both said…
foxoon by Janequa 420 June 13, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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