fagabetes 

A rare disease in which carriers must have a certain level of cock sugar, or else they'll probably implode or something. One who has this disease is often referred to as "fagabetic"

Antonio has fagabetes and must have a low cock sugar level

fagabetes by meatybratwurst April 2, 2009

foxabetes 

A serious illness marked by utter stupidity, bigotry, ignorance, an inability for self-examination and severe intellecto-phobia.

“Yes. It’s a sickness, this rush to use tragedy to advance your narrative,” Stewart said, turning to a shot of Hannity. “Combine that with an inability for self-examination, an almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg, and a complete immunity to irony, you’ve got yourself a full-blown case of Foxabetes.”

foxabetes by YonasEr July 3, 2015

fagabeefe 

Fagabeefe comes from the classic movie Midnight Madness (1980) when "Barf" was trying to figure out one of Leone's brain teasers.

"FAGABEEFEE ? Hey Melio a FAGABEEFE !"

fagabeefe by Nate Dogg February 16, 2005

fagabeefy 

In the movie Midnight Madness there was a group of Jock's, Nerds, Tuff guys
and Cheerleaders. While in a van riding around, the bunch were putting letters together to de-code a secret-message to reveal the next place they had to be. The guy in the back of the van put the letters together that spelled out the word FAGABEEFY. Then he said it out load - "Fagabeefy?"... and it was good.

Shut the mouth ya' friggin' Fagabeefy.

fagabeefy by John Robinson October 9, 2004

fatabetes 

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.

Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.

fatabetes by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

Johnny Depp Fanabees 

Poser fans that only started liking him after Pirates of the Carribean came out. People who like Johnny Depp just because he is hot or because everyone told them to. People who have never even heard of Cry Baby, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Ed Wood, and various other brilliant movies starring Johnny Depp.

Omg Johnny Depp is the best actor ever! He's been my favorite actor ever since like Pirates came out! Omg he's so hot! Like totally!

Johnny Depp Fanabees by trueJDfan_notaposer June 20, 2004

fapabytes 

A unit of data measurement for the amount of porn on may have on their computer system

Mike Kingscott holds the world record for the most fapabytes of Hungariandonkey porn

fapabytes by Maplesoup March 28, 2016