Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.
by Stuart2 November 1, 2007
Get the fatabetes mug.A serious illness marked by utter stupidity, bigotry, ignorance, an inability for self-examination and severe intellecto-phobia.
“Yes. It’s a sickness, this rush to use tragedy to advance your narrative,” Stewart said, turning to a shot of Hannity. “Combine that with an inability for self-examination, an almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg, and a complete immunity to irony, you’ve got yourself a full-blown case of Foxabetes.”
by YonasEr July 3, 2015
Get the foxabetes mug.Poser fans that only started liking him after Pirates of the Carribean came out. People who like Johnny Depp just because he is hot or because everyone told them to. People who have never even heard of Cry Baby, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Ed Wood, and various other brilliant movies starring Johnny Depp.
Omg Johnny Depp is the best actor ever! He's been my favorite actor ever since like Pirates came out! Omg he's so hot! Like totally!
by trueJDfan_notaposer June 20, 2004
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Get the fapabytes mug.A rare disease in which carriers must have a certain level of cock sugar, or else they'll probably implode or something. One who has this disease is often referred to as "fagabetic"
by meatybratwurst April 2, 2009
Get the fagabetes mug.(n) 1. A condition within a relational database that arises from poorly formed tables, extraneous fields, and un-purged data.
2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
For the love of all that is holy, Tom...please optimize the database before running large queries. This thing's got databetes and we'll be here for hours.
Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
by old_snap December 15, 2020
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