fatabetes
Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.
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foxabetes
A serious illness marked by utter stupidity, bigotry, ignorance, an inability for self-examination and severe intellecto-phobia.
“Yes. It’s a sickness, this rush to use tragedy to advance your narrative,” Stewart said, turning to a shot of Hannity. “Combine that with an inability for self-examination, an almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg, and a complete immunity to irony, you’ve got yourself a full-blown case of Foxabetes.”
Johnny Depp Fanabees
Poser fans that only started liking him after Pirates of the Carribean came out. People who like Johnny Depp just because he is hot or because everyone told them to. People who have never even heard of Cry Baby, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Ed Wood, and various other brilliant movies starring Johnny Depp.
Omg Johnny Depp is the best actor ever! He's been my favorite actor ever since like Pirates came out! Omg he's so hot! Like totally!
Johnny Depp Fanabees by trueJDfan_notaposer June 20, 2004
fagabetes
A rare disease in which carriers must have a certain level of cock sugar, or else they'll probably implode or something. One who has this disease is often referred to as "fagabetic"
fagabetes by meatybratwurst April 2, 2009
Databetes
(n) 1. A condition within a relational database that arises from poorly formed tables, extraneous fields, and un-purged data.
2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
For the love of all that is holy, Tom...please optimize the database before running large queries. This thing's got databetes and we'll be here for hours.
Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.