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When you are filling your coffee cup and the steampot runs out immediately, making an insulting gurgling noise.
"Are you making coffee?"

"Yup, I just got fousted."
fousted by ricketts3000 October 17, 2008
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to impose an unwelcome or unnecessary person or thing on to somebody; to pass an unwanted employee on to another employer without firing them.
Jimmy Kimmel foisted a limp employee to Larry David on the show 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
Foisted by ursiamesetwin May 5, 2018

bucking fusted 

How one might type the phrase, "fucking busted" into an online BBS or forum in order to bypass the onboard censor found on many of these.
That damn drone is bucking fusted again? What'd ya do this time, crash into a building or something?!?
bucking fusted by Telephony August 2, 2018
My boyfriend foosted me soooo hard last night it was orgasmic.
Foosted by 1337kwickskop69xx420xx September 11, 2011
When your beyond high and have also had some drank, fucking toasted.
Adam:Man im way fucking foasted.

Hefe:Man me to.
Foasted by kat'n boots (: March 1, 2011

Fousteris 

Is a 200KG overweight person that likes to play TFT all day long and is Rank 8 TFT EUNE and he doesn't wash himself he smells like shit and he likes to watch Mr.Hands video
-You: Have you seen Fousteris?
-Friend: Yep he's over there playing TFT
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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