Fousteris

Is a 200KG overweight person that likes to play TFT all day long and is Rank 8 TFT EUNE and he doesn't wash himself he smells like shit and he likes to watch Mr.Hands video

-You: Have you seen Fousteris?
-Friend: Yep he's over there playing TFT

by Ο αληθινος Τασος February 25, 2022

fourtris

A ship in the Divergent trilogy by Veronica Roth. Four and Tris.

Person: I don't ship fourtris.

The rest of the fandom: *attacks*

by Rainbow Crouton November 14, 2013

fosterize

the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction

Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?

by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013

Fosterisation

The slow, steady, but inevitable decline of a corporate IT infrastructure due to incompetent and technically illiterate management.

"Why can't I log on to my email this morning?"
"My guess is we've been Fosterised"
"what's Fosterisation?"
"How long have you got?"

by BigGayDave November 9, 2008

Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

fustering

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Fostering

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.

"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"

by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020