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Lucky in some way relating to two squared.

Mushy-hearted bachelor: I'd visited a cute chick to hold hands wif her; as it turned out, I got fourtunate in dat Miss Sweetie-Pie had her blinky-eyed equally-gorgeous best friend over for a visit at da time, as well, and SHE smilingly let me clasp HER soft warm palms, also!

fourtunate by QuacksO May 9, 2022

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bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

bitch-fortunate by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

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fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"

Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son

fortunate son by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

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Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.

When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background

Fortunate Son by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

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Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby

Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH

Fortunate Son by Lilwindexmatt March 8, 2020

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fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic

(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good

fortunate son by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022

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fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

fauxtunate by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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