fourtunate 

Lucky in some way relating to two squared.

Mushy-hearted bachelor: I'd visited a cute chick to hold hands wif her; as it turned out, I got fourtunate in dat Miss Sweetie-Pie had her blinky-eyed equally-gorgeous best friend over for a visit at da time, as well, and SHE smilingly let me clasp HER soft warm palms, also!

fourtunate by QuacksO May 9, 2022

bitch-fortunate 

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

bitch-fortunate by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"

Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son

fortunate son by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.

When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background

Fortunate Son by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby

Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH

Fortunate Son by Lilwindexmatt March 8, 2020

fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic

(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good

fortunate son by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022

fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

fauxtunate by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017