Fourtune Cookie

a dumass nigga or hoe that pulls line out of there ass just to make u happy hoping youll belive them

When a man come up to you and says "girl youve been in my dreams howd you make it in my world" or "youll life will b better with me" so you say damn nigga you a fourtune cookie

by babi RHi August 12, 2007

American Fourtune Cookie

a delisous cookie, much like a chinese fourtune cookie.

Kayla: is that a Chinese Fourtune Cookie?
Girl: No, it's an American Fourtune Cookie.
Kayla: Really? Do they make those?
Girl: ???

by Hoo and M-oo April 12, 2008

fourtunate

Lucky in some way relating to two squared.

Mushy-hearted bachelor: I'd visited a cute chick to hold hands wif her; as it turned out, I got fourtunate in dat Miss Sweetie-Pie had her blinky-eyed equally-gorgeous best friend over for a visit at da time, as well, and SHE smilingly let me clasp HER soft warm palms, also!

by QuacksO May 9, 2022