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fountainous 

Describing an object having the properties of a fountain, more specificially having the capability of shooting streams of fluid into the air. Often used to describe a woman who "squirts" during an orgasm.
Dude, that chick I was with last night was fountainous! After we got done having sex, my sheets were soaked!
fountainous by furry_mongoose August 5, 2009
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The Fountains Of Cum 

A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.
The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.

Fountains of Wayne 

A power-pop band/indie-rock band formed in 1995. They're pretty unknown. Their biggest hit so far would have to be Stacey's Mom. (All together now --- Ooohh! That band!) They've also had a hit on The OC Soundtrack; All Kinds Of Time.

Current band members include:
Chris Collingwood (guitar, vocals)
Adam Schlesinger (bass)
Jody Porter (guitar)
Brian Young (drums)
A: Do you know what Fountains of Wayne is?
B: It's a band!
A: Contratualtions! I've been asking everyone today and you're the first so far.

Mountainous Blow Job 

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

fountainofpiss 

fountainofpiss is gay

Fountains of Wayne 

A powerpop band. This is not wikipedia, so i'll cut the crap, and say; a one-hit wonder popular for "Stacy's Mom."
"Hey Doug, put that Fountains of Wayne song on."

Everyone at the party, drunk: "STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!"
Fountains of Wayne by SUN GG January 19, 2009

@fountainofpiss 

funny person. really loves twf lmao.also loves furry vore
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