fostus 

Any item subject form energy or as yet undefined perpetuation of common matter that serves no common purpose and as yet has no defined line of existence. Lay man's terms something completely random.

Dick on toast? and/or Transvestites perhaps? Nah they're alright. But it's still a total 'fostus'

fostus by Nick O"Lantern July 2, 2007

Festus 

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus

Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019

Ash foetus 

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!

Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!

Ash foetus by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019

Fistussy 

The act of punching a woman in her pussy so hard that your fist and her pussy become fused together as one.

Dude, my girl and I had to go to the hospital to get our fistussy separted yesterday after I punched her right in the pussy for talking too much.

Fistussy by firepual wulff October 20, 2009

FÖTUS 

A unique fashion line created by Masahiro Saito (1958). Saito started FÖTUS in September 1997. Jiro of Glay, Miyavi, and the members of Pierrot loved the FÖTUS line. Most buyers are between 16 and 25, more than half of them female. Mostly Polyester, but cotton and nylon are used, the clothes are unique and many of them are neon coloured.

Person 1- Did you see that Buruzon outfit on FÖTUS?
Person 2- Yea, 'twas awesome :3
Person 1- I'm definitely going to order something from the FÖTUS website^^

FÖTUS by lemonwhip March 13, 2009

foetus 

A terribly nasty raunchy dump.

Damn it smells like Miguel aborted a foetus in there!

foetus by Captain Fantasdick February 20, 2005

cubicle foetus 

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.

Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.

cubicle foetus by Seb13 February 4, 2009