The footpussy is created by placing the soles of a woman'sfeet together, creating an opening between the arches of the feet that somewhat resembles a pussy. There are many variations to the footpussy, but the crucial element is the opening between the soles of the feet. This opening can then be lubricated, and fucked, by sliding your cock between the soles of the feet. This would in turn, make you a footfucker. The owner of the feet would, in turn, be giving you a footjob.
Dude, I fucked the shit out of Stacey's footpussy last night. She has the sexiest feet I have ever seen. They looked even sexier covered in my cum.
when you use a chicks feet to make an orifice suitable for thrusting your tubesteak into, youve made a footpussy. may also be used to describe crangs body
her footpussy has toejam on it; thats one rank ass footpussy; blast that bodyless brain!
Comes from Rob Dyke's "Why would you put that on the internet" episode 108. After he read the text (the guy asked a girl if it was "yo pussy or yo feet" but she thought he said "yo pussy on fleek) Rob said "footpussy. It smells like footpussy"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.