Drunk danish granny.

She began her career in the 80s BC in dance movies and still use a 80's hairstyle.

She is currently unemployed.
Person1: She's a drunk danish granny
Person2: So she's a fotu
by nobody.22 January 4, 2023
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A good word to use at random times. It means pretty much nothing. It is pronounced foo-tus. It can be used to describe things in a good or bad way.
"I'm gonna bust a cap in you dog"
"Holy fotus"

or

"Did you see how fotus that babe was."
by Cam-O June 10, 2005
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Danish for a morbidly obese catfish, but also refuses to reveal her true physical form in real life.
Chatter 1: Why is Carolyn so arrogant?
Chatter 2: I don't know. She acts like she's all that but that's how that fotu is.
by deep aurora March 12, 2019
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Fear of the unknown
He had fotu over moving to a new country. Like fomo but fotu
by Crazi-8 April 20, 2022
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Fotu, a beat down , retribution beating over a percieved slight .
'Im calling a Fotu on you'
by Roberto75 January 27, 2022
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An old, fat, miserable bitch who spends her life drinking heavily and ignoring her children with their 'new dad'. Her day consists of chatting online and bickering for hours like a 10 year old.
Don't be a Fotu, grow up!
by DangerDame March 28, 2019
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