forumming

The act of browsing and/or posting on an online forum or bulletin board.

sapiano: watcha doing?
sveiki: forumming, and waiting for Jen to create a "random" board

by Jeremy Cutler May 7, 2005

Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020

frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Frimming

The labia or beef curtains of a woman’s vagina. Each vary is shape and size.

Her frimmings were peeking out the side of her knickers.

by Ldog Bosh January 14, 2022

Island Forming

When you shit so much that the pile breaks the surface of the water, forming a towering island of shit.

At truck stop...

"Dude, what took so long?"

"Sorry man, I was island forming again."

by TheSkinny August 14, 2008

self foruming

A phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.

(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"

by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007

Frumping

The attitude that often comes with Frump. Frumppy girls usually have bad attitudes, make gross frump faces of being upset(typically pursing/curling the lips the frumpier the state) and speak with a nasal tone which increases with level of frump. Frump can be used for girls and guys.

John: Why is Janice frumping to hard today?
Jill: She got a D on Calc, so she is frumping a little more than usual.

by not DMillz December 30, 2008