1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003

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Peeking Chicken

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.

Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...

Peeking Chicken by senator phogbound January 7, 2012

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Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.

I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

Peeking in the closet by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009

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Peeking Mushroom

When a man's pubic hair exceeds the length of his penis, leaving only a small portion of the tip visible.

I was about to have sex with this guy I met at the club, but once undressed I was disappointed at the sight of his peeking mushroom.

Peeking Mushroom by Not at the table, Carlos. April 17, 2010

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