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damn i caught daniel peeking her again!!
peeking by maddoxD July 1, 2020
Words you can keep
When you've reached that great limit of drug intoxication and you feel absolutley great and you know you're having an awesome time.
"fuck im peeking like no tommorro"

"man you must be peeking?? haha wat did you take"
Peeking by roseanne1989 January 14, 2009
When your shit is peeking out of your asshole, you see the tip of your shit (or touching cloth)
I have to shit so bad right now, it’s peeking”
Peeking by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

peeking turtle 

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003

Peeking Chicken 

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...

Peeking in the closet 

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.
I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

Peeking Mushroom 

When a man's pubic hair exceeds the length of his penis, leaving only a small portion of the tip visible.
I was about to have sex with this guy I met at the club, but once undressed I was disappointed at the sight of his peeking mushroom.
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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