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When you've reached that great limit of drug intoxication and you feel absolutley great and you know you're having an awesome time.
"fuck im peeking like no tommorro"

"man you must be peeking?? haha wat did you take"
Peeking by roseanne1989 January 14, 2009
When your shit is peeking out of your asshole, you see the tip of your shit (or touching cloth)
I have to shit so bad right now, it’s peeking”
Peeking by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

peeking turtle 

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003

Peeking Chicken 

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...

Peeking in the closet 

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.
I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

Peeking Mushroom 

When a man's pubic hair exceeds the length of his penis, leaving only a small portion of the tip visible.
I was about to have sex with this guy I met at the club, but once undressed I was disappointed at the sight of his peeking mushroom.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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