Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020

Fumming

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

by Luke the Snook June 12, 2011

Fumming

An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure

Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still

I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car

by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019

fumming

The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.

The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."

by The Letter M July 28, 2008

Fumming

Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.

Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛

by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

Fumming

Ejaculating into the rectal cavity and proceeding to fart out cum bubbles.

Girl: he really filled my asshole last night, so much so I started fumming
Friend: oh wow!

by DrCunnie September 22, 2022

Fumming

To open audacity and record yourself vommiting in an unusual pattern and then adding it into a song

"I'm fumming so hard right now"

by Fury the furious December 18, 2022