Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020

Fumming

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

by Luke the Snook May 19, 2011

Fumming

An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure

Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still

I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car

by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019

Fumming

Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.

Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛

by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

Fum, Fum, Fum

1.The title of a spanish song.
2. A slang term for sex

Tom and Ann when to go Fum, Fum, Fum

by Sollymander123 December 11, 2008

fum fum

1) brain damage

2) wouldn't you like to know

"damn, your cat fum fum, or something?"

by fum fum October 8, 2023

Fum

Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.

"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.

by DolphinJumper July 20, 2009