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forumitis 

The swelling of one's ego as a result of constantly disparaging those who ask reasonable questions on forums, often with the assumption others will join in. A result of daddy issues, low self-esteem, having nobody in the real world care for them, and wanting to prove that they know some obscure thing.
"Man, I asked how to do an extremely complex process that isn't explained anywhere else on a forum meant to help people like me, and everybody insulted me!"

"Oh, don't worry, those guys just have forumitis."
forumitis by BeeTeeDubya August 10, 2015
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fruitist 

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.
To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.
fruitist by 3jt October 22, 2011
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Foraminis 

To hold ones balls while sucking the cock,Oral sex with another male.

Foraminis is latin for guys who suck dick.
guy1: You ever had Foraminis?
guy2: Fuck no, Are you gay or something?
guy1: No... *Turns around and starts to cry*

Steve: Going to this awsome place called Foraminis today.
Ray: Place?... With who?
Steve: My best bro Lee.
Ray:... Foraminis isn't a place... That's gay oral sex...
Steve: ... That's why he wante---... Oh my god...
Foraminis by allfunandgameshere April 15, 2010

forumite 

A regular at any given Internet message-board system, or "forum".
The forumites of the GameSpy Forums are often plagued by the whining of n00bs.
forumite by Macavity October 30, 2003

fortnitis 

When your urge to play fortnite overwhelms your desire to go to school or work.
I am home today instead of at school because I have a bad case of fortnitis.
fortnitis by MilllllllliB March 1, 2018

Fruitista freeze 

This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.
"Hey I love fruitista freezes don't you!?" " Come on man don't be nasty"
Fruitista freeze by adoggielover12 November 10, 2009

Fortnitism 

The act of praising Ninja specifically inside a church
Whilst Karen was praising Jesus I was praising Fortnitism
Fortnitism by Mr. Stromboli April 2, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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