Fortyitis

A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.

Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:

"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."

"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."

"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.

by 40life December 2, 2009

fortnitesexual

when you are attracted to a fortnite character because your too lonely.

person 1: i think im fortnitesexual bro
person 2: bro same lets go find some fortnite skins to date

by jo mama lez October 8, 2021

fortniting

an verb to describe someone playing fortnite.

her: what you doing?
you: im fortniting right now

by Ello am a Yijie June 2, 2018

fortnitis

When your urge to play fortnite overwhelms your desire to go to school or work.

I am home today instead of at school because I have a bad case of fortnitis.

by MilllllllliB March 1, 2018

Fortnitism

The act of praising Ninja specifically inside a church

Whilst Karen was praising Jesus I was praising Fortnitism

by Mr. Stromboli April 2, 2021

fortnitus

When someone gets sleep exhaustion from playing to much Fortnite

“Why’s John not here at school?”
“Oh, he was up too late and he got Fortnitus.”

by Atticus7362 May 6, 2018

Fortnitus

That one Autistic kid in your class who still spends racks on fortnite, often , someone who has contacted a bad case of Fortnitus, will always be that kid who misses school in the week, just to get some more wins and then they proceed to tell everyone the next day. Often this person is a massive virgin and aspires to be like ninja (and comes into school lookin like Ninja's billboard)

damn, Rafi Goldsmith hasn't been back to school in months, think he got a case of Fortnitus?

WTF!!!!, did you hear that the autistic guy with a bad case of Fortnitus maxed out his dad's credit card and now he can't afford child support LMAO Xd

by anti_social_social_club March 1, 2019