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(v): The process of a mechanical device kicking ones ass
Shoot, did you see that kid get hit by a car? It totally forgized him
or
During the industrial revolution, factory equiptment used to forgize women and children!
forgize by clarabelle monaghan December 29, 2005
Words you can keep

The Sound of Forgiveness 

Often times sounds like screaming and then silence.
Carl: "Shhhhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness"

Paul: "That's the sound of people drowning Carl."

Carl: "That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence."

Cupcakes of Forgiveness 

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.
Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

Lord forgive me for what im about to do 

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.
guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.
If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
A chance occurrance of allowing the mistake made in the past have an opportunistic outlook for the future
He fucked up badly and is working hard for forgiveness..
forgiven by The Mamma with the Quan December 20, 2007
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