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Aw man I was soo fordey last night swear ta god!! Mad sesh.
fordey by Linkiepie November 23, 2016
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Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
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A very small village with a population under 10. Inbreeding is VERY common. The average IQ is under 50 and very few people ever want to visit.
Fordell, New Zealand

Forde Todd 

The greatest chess player of all time. (aka Mr.Rizz)
I wish I was Forde Todd so I could beat everyone in chess
Forde Todd by Halmarkman123 June 13, 2023

Fordell, New Zealand

This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."

Forderon 

Pronounced "Forderón". Nickname given to the Toronto Raptors' prolific point guard duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon. They shared the position from 2006-2008 until Ford was traded to Indiana in a six player trade in June 2008.

Other variations: Caldeford or T.Jose Caldeford
"But now the Raptors have an answer for all of that. Thanks to the prolific posters at Realgm.com, their two-headed, four-named duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon has been shortened to Forderon for the sake of brevity and, truth be told, accuracy.

The big-name one names dominate the top of the NBA's point guard statistics, which ideally communicate both efficiency and generosity.

Chris Paul leads the NBA with an average of 10.6 assists a game. Kidd is second with 10.4, while Williams has 10 and Nash and Davis have 8.9 and 8.8, respectively.

But Forderon might be superior to all of them. Ford is sixth in assists with an average of 8.1 a game, while Calderon is tied for 14th with 6.6. No other point guard duo has two halves in the top 20 in the league."

-Michael Grange writing about Forderon in a Globe and Mail article
Forderon by alvinsanity August 24, 2008
Forgey
(n)
A composite of the engish words 'Forum', in relation to internet based community forums, and 'Orgy', in relation to large sexual encounters with many people of either same of different sex.

A forgey is normally what happens when a thread in a forum goes completely out of hand, and starts to branch into several, microcosmical coversations between isolated groups and couples.

For a new member to the thread, a forgey can be a daunting challenge indeed, both to attempt to get the thread back on track, but also to figure out which part of the conversation they best begin.

The word Forgey was first coined on the Newgrounds Audio portal BBS, in relation to a member named Chronamut, and his activities on the said BBS. Chronamut is a homosexual proffesional music producer, and has declared it his personal job to 'gay the BBS up'. He is very popular, and drags a reasonable sized number of fans.
Topic title: Express your views on contempory music

Person 1: Damn, Gorebastard is drunk again
Person 2: Yeah, what is it this time?
Gorebastard: Vodka, bitches.
Person 3: Woah, what the fuck is going on here?
Person 1: FORGEY!
forgey by Khuskan January 4, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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