ouche

It's just like touché (meaning "touched" in French) except it's ouche, without an accent and the faggy Frenchyness.

American: Canada freezes my balls
Canadian: At least we're not Mexico touchers
American: Ouche...ouche

by alvinsanity August 24, 2008

rocky joke

A joke that is so bad that you are emotionally and physically offended as a human being. A rocky joke violates a person's right against cruel and unusual punishment. It can signified by forming a diamond with your hands above your head like what Jay-Z does, who is rocky joke himself.

Victim: Wow Jerry Stackhouse just scored 29 points off the bench.
Rocky: You mean Outback Stackhouse?
Victim: *sigh...rocky joke symbol*

by alvinsanity May 16, 2006

jesus horse

A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist

non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you

by alvinsanity May 27, 2006

electric city

how fobs pronounce 'electricity'

fob: my electric city bill was through the roof last month yaar

by alvinsanity July 06, 2006

wrongathon

Someone who is wrong about everything for which they have an opinion. These people seem to take great delight in being on the losing side of any argument.

hemant is a wrongathon

by alvinsanity September 19, 2006

madison square barden

Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons

y'all wanna hit up Madison Square Barden?

by alvinsanity May 22, 2006

penis maximus

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

by alvinsanity June 11, 2006