foot-in-ass
foot-in-ass by Octomonkey November 6, 2005
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foot in ass
"Steven, where is your stash?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"If you don't tell me where it is I'm going to stash my foot in ass (your)"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"If you don't tell me where it is I'm going to stash my foot in ass (your)"
foot in ass by golfman14 October 22, 2006
foot-in-ass disease
To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
foot-in-ass disease by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008
my foot in your ass
This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.
my foot in your ass by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005
Foot in your Ass
The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.
"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"
"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."
"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."
"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."
"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."
Foot in your Ass by cr8s April 29, 2012
stick a foot in your ass
what you say when your angry
stick a foot in your ass by flickex November 15, 2014
my foot in your ass
What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.
my foot in your ass by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003
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