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An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
Related Words
foonz foon foozle Fonz Fonzie foony Fooz Fonzies fooze foozy
Catwoman’s way of expressing joy
Catwoman: HAH FOONY !
Foony by TheBigSam January 8, 2022
A verb that is a less serious version of 'fooling around'/to fool around as implied by the z.

It can be used as a question or a statment. In the statement case, it can be a proclamation on a event or a grouping of people that have/are likely to engage in foolz. In the question sense, it can be a request to fool around or a query as to whether or not a grouping of people have foolzed.

It can also be modified to use in either the past by adding ed and keeping the z (foolzed) or the present tense by adding ing and keeping the z.

Lastly, it can be used to classify a group of people that an individual has foolzed around with.
Staff Member 1:

"Did you see Miller and Jamie come up from the swim beach together?"
Staff Member 2: "Foolz!"

Partygoer 1: "I really like your hair, is that your natural colour?"
Partygoer 2: "Foolz?"
Partygoer 1: "Sweet, let's go upstairs"

Staff Member 1: "I can't believe Bailey got such a good evaluation from Lorry"
Staff Member 2: "Foolz?"

CIT 1: "Did you hear that Lauren and Zach foolzed at the rifle range?"
CIT 2: "I even know they were still foolzing!"

Camper 1: "Can you believe all the guys Gillian has hooked up with?"
Camper 2: "The funny thing is that all her foolz are Trainees or older"
Foolz by AEPI Jedi April 30, 2010

Mini-Fonz 

The act of inserting both thumbs into the anus of another, then pulling them gently apart while shrugging the shoulders and giving the catch phrase, "ehhhh!"
I can handle a Meg Ryan, but my ass isn't prepared for a mini-fonz.
Mini-Fonz by mini-fonz January 2, 2009

Double Fonzies 

Twice as good as regular good.
2 thumbs up!
"Dude, those spicy chicken wings were total double fonzies"
Double Fonzies by Bendy - SAB September 16, 2016

Fonzingham

Originally named as a Happy Days hybrid, Fonzingham is the greatest sidekick of all time. He has awesome one liners, gets you beers when you need them and... has the personality of James Brown.
"Terry's party was abysmal... then Fonzingham turned up with kegs and strippers!! "
Thank God we invited Fonzingham!

High five freeze frame.
Fonzingham by CJR1979 June 7, 2010