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to call or leave a message for a group of people at once from your cell phone.
girl #1: where is everyone going out tonight?
girl #2: not sure, might be downtown or just at Jim's
girl #3: cool, i'll foonz everyone later and we'll figure it out...
foonz by simi400 December 13, 2008
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An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
Related Words
foonz foon Fonz Fonzie foony Fooz Fonzies fonzanoon fooner Fonze
Catwoman’s way of expressing joy
Catwoman: HAH FOONY !
Foony by TheBigSam January 8, 2022
A verb that is a less serious version of 'fooling around'/to fool around as implied by the z.

It can be used as a question or a statment. In the statement case, it can be a proclamation on a event or a grouping of people that have/are likely to engage in foolz. In the question sense, it can be a request to fool around or a query as to whether or not a grouping of people have foolzed.

It can also be modified to use in either the past by adding ed and keeping the z (foolzed) or the present tense by adding ing and keeping the z.

Lastly, it can be used to classify a group of people that an individual has foolzed around with.
Staff Member 1:

"Did you see Miller and Jamie come up from the swim beach together?"
Staff Member 2: "Foolz!"

Partygoer 1: "I really like your hair, is that your natural colour?"
Partygoer 2: "Foolz?"
Partygoer 1: "Sweet, let's go upstairs"

Staff Member 1: "I can't believe Bailey got such a good evaluation from Lorry"
Staff Member 2: "Foolz?"

CIT 1: "Did you hear that Lauren and Zach foolzed at the rifle range?"
CIT 2: "I even know they were still foolzing!"

Camper 1: "Can you believe all the guys Gillian has hooked up with?"
Camper 2: "The funny thing is that all her foolz are Trainees or older"
Foolz by AEPI Jedi April 30, 2010

Mini-Fonz 

The act of inserting both thumbs into the anus of another, then pulling them gently apart while shrugging the shoulders and giving the catch phrase, "ehhhh!"
I can handle a Meg Ryan, but my ass isn't prepared for a mini-fonz.
Mini-Fonz by mini-fonz January 2, 2009

Double Fonzies 

Twice as good as regular good.
2 thumbs up!
"Dude, those spicy chicken wings were total double fonzies"
Double Fonzies by Bendy - SAB September 16, 2016

Fonzingham

Originally named as a Happy Days hybrid, Fonzingham is the greatest sidekick of all time. He has awesome one liners, gets you beers when you need them and... has the personality of James Brown.
"Terry's party was abysmal... then Fonzingham turned up with kegs and strippers!! "
Thank God we invited Fonzingham!

High five freeze frame.
Fonzingham by CJR1979 June 7, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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