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Extremely bad, verging on the ridonculous!
I'm still in disbelief over your abysmal sofa, son!
Abysmal by yellow_yoshi December 31, 2010
Words you can keep
"today was abysmal"
"today was shitty"
Abysmal by Judas Longshore January 3, 2009
what the grand wallen describes as low tier and janky
the graphics on console are abysmal
blacks are abysmal
Abysmal by FaZe Adolf December 16, 2020
an inexplicable level of immaturity and lack of class; leads to irrevocable decisions that are regretted for years.
It is an abysmal shame to not take a chance on the greatest thing ever.
abysmal by Ranch Woman August 18, 2011
A word often used to describe the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, following it's recent decline in writing and acting quality.
Did you watch Coronation Street last night?

No. I don't watch it anymore. It's an abysmal show.
Abysmal by GemmaCollinsFan May 7, 2024

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

down abysmal

a worse version of down horrendous and down atrocious.
Lojic : *does nothing*
Everyone : down abysmal
down abysmal by kaithe3rd April 1, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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