foom foom

giant pube afro
when you never shave

*Jordans foom foom was the biggest thing mary had ever put her mouth on*

by MrSushiLober February 2, 2017

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

foom

Acronym for FOG OUT OF MOUTH in winters, when you can see your breath as vapor.

Megan: Hey! Is it winter yet?
Daniel: I am Fooming already! Must mean winter's here!

by junglee_janwar May 14, 2015

near foom

A girl with a very streched out vagina that sucks everything into it with great velocity

"Like throwin a hotdog down a hallway. NEAR FOOM!!

by Myles Turkynekc November 6, 2007

FOOM

A boner

andrew:thats straight up!

Joe:like my FOOM!!!!

by FOOMliker March 25, 2010

foom

Foom is the sound that's made when your head explodes, like if someone's using too many sexual innuendos in a conversation on MSN.

1: I used a 10 foot pole to get that fish from the canal.
2: *foom*

His head hath just exploded.

by Bud von Rapier August 1, 2006

foom

The act of using your foot as a broom because you are too lazy to go to the closet to get a real broom to sweep something up.

I foomed the crumbs off to the side.

This floor looks dirty here. I think I will give this a quick foom.

by thestoneworker April 28, 2014