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Fisting Station
A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices
Fisting Station by FuriousFist April 4, 2017
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Joke Fisting
In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.
Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"
"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"
"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."
Joke Fisting by Box Doctor January 10, 2015
Fly Fisting
Fly Fisting by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
Tactical Fisting
Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."
Tactical Fisting by pornhelps September 6, 2011
Banana Fisting
'Banana Fisting' is where you get a hand of bananas and fist a girls pussy with them. This experience stretches a girls pussy really well (if you're into that kinda thing).
Person 1: Do you wanna know how bananas get the red tip on the end of them in the super-market?
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Well they begin the Banana Fisting Process on a woman on her Period.
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Well they begin the Banana Fisting Process on a woman on her Period.
Banana Fisting by EmergentAxis810 May 27, 2016
Triple Anal Fisting
The act of inserting three (not two or one, this is very important to remember) fists into your partner's anus. Please note that this partner can be male or female. Also note that it is highly recommended that the individual receiving Triple Anal Fisting treatment should wipe before hand.
A man had a scratch deep within his anus that could only be cured with the force of three different fists, thus reaching the state of Triple Anal Fisting.
Triple Anal Fisting by VixDix February 23, 2015
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