Noun
1. An event not occurring due to an unlucky circumstance outside original plan
2.
Failure of a plan involving a third party.
3. When
something or someone prevents
something from happening through intervention.
1. Three friends meet up in the neighborhood. They decided to go to the
local park to smoke a joint together. One of them ran inside his house to tell his mom that he and the guys were going to hang out. A few minutes later he came out and said, "Fuck
man...I can't go, my grandmas coming over!" His friends were visibly annoyed by this. One exclaimed, "Foilage
man! That's fuckin' foilage!"
2. A guy is in a bar flirting with a
female, hoping to take her home and have sex with her. Another
man comes along and starts flirting with her as well. He wins her over and she goes home with him instead. The guy looks down at his crotch and whispers, "foilage".