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Foolage is the the doing of something foolish, And using the power of the internet, we add age instead of ish. Foolage is also the name of the website Foolage.com, Home to Animal Crossing-Inspired Videos and comics, Amongst many other things.
Replace I am sick of all this foolishness; with I am sick of all this Foolage!
Foolage by Captain Foolage June 13, 2007
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Jack Foulger

a creepy child who wants to fuck mort into his grave
omg hes a Jack Foulger
Jack Foulger by buckybarnes2006 July 12, 2021
Noun

1. An event not occurring due to an unlucky circumstance outside original plan

2. Failure of a plan involving a third party.

3. When something or someone prevents something from happening through intervention.
1. Three friends meet up in the neighborhood. They decided to go to the local park to smoke a joint together. One of them ran inside his house to tell his mom that he and the guys were going to hang out. A few minutes later he came out and said, "Fuck man...I can't go, my grandmas coming over!" His friends were visibly annoyed by this. One exclaimed, "Foilage man! That's fuckin' foilage!"

2. A guy is in a bar flirting with a female, hoping to take her home and have sex with her. Another man comes along and starts flirting with her as well. He wins her over and she goes home with him instead. The guy looks down at his crotch and whispers, "foilage".
Foilage by SaffronFairy September 8, 2013
When there is foil in your leaves

This word was created on the channel Evan and Katelyn in the video Following a Bob Ross Paiting Tutorial.
“I am creating some foilage”
“Look at this nice foilage”
Foilage by SirSingsAlot January 5, 2021

foolagen 

a term used mostly by irish people referring to someone who is a fool; someone who is stupid
"Yo you wanna go to the movies?"

"Shut up ya foolagen!"
foolagen by KarazyFool October 23, 2008
An excessively long triage session
"That was the longest triage ever"
"Yeah, more like a fourage"
fourage by zenis19 October 22, 2013
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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