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Foolage

Foolage is the the doing of something foolish, And using the power of the internet, we add age instead of ish. Foolage is also the name of the website Foolage.com, Home to Animal Crossing-Inspired Videos and comics, Amongst many other things.
Replace I am sick of all this foolishness; with I am sick of all this Foolage!
by Captain Foolage June 13, 2007
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Foolage

The poofy shit under wedding dresses... ie not a bush, but foolage
That dress has too much foolage... it makes my ass look big!
by Mamie June 12, 2003
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foomage

Reoccurring and persistent dick cheese.
Dwayne's foomage returned the day before his wedding. Bad timing or what?
by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019
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foulage

The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.
The toilet was heavily sprayed with foulage.
by Zonal K June 23, 2018
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footage

A piece of recent video or film.
'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'
by jchr October 30, 2013
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foodage

Used as another word for food.
Can be a specific food or a group of many different foods.
"Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage."
by Denroid March 24, 2007
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Stock Footage

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008
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