fognog
fognog by globelmobel May 10, 2009
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foglog
A hollow log that typically resides in fog or light mist. Recent rumours circulated suggesting they could be sentient lifeforms with an IQ of over 145, but all evidence points towards them being inanimate objects.
During a mushroom shortage Bob Geldolf sat on a foglog whilst visiting Gibralta. (Extract from The Daily Telegraph)
foglog by theyarecomingforyou April 10, 2005
Related Words
fognog • fagnog • Flognogged • foglog • fognugget • Fignog • flognoggle • Fogbogoler • Fognophillia • fognostricate
Fogwog
"Dude what happened last night?" John Doe asked puzzled at why he was naked on a broken bed.
"Well" his wife Jane said," You got laid bye a friggin fogwog. She broke the bed and your penis." she answered ashamed of her husband.
"Well" his wife Jane said," You got laid bye a friggin fogwog. She broke the bed and your penis." she answered ashamed of her husband.
Fogwog by Pigcollecter3 November 29, 2010
Fognophillia
Fognophillia: A Paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to fog and perhaps Mist. Whenever there a person is sexually turned on by condensation against a Transparent surface or a cloudy environment in ground level is into Fognophillia.
Tim: *Hides his boner with his hands*
Rai: *Looks at Tim’s Boner* “What the hell Tim! You have a boner now! Seriously... next to my salad?!”
Tim: “I’m sorry! It’s not you.. it’s the Fog...
Rai: “Gross! Stay away from me! You’re into Fogs so... you’re into Fognophillia!
Rai: *Looks at Tim’s Boner* “What the hell Tim! You have a boner now! Seriously... next to my salad?!”
Tim: “I’m sorry! It’s not you.. it’s the Fog...
Rai: “Gross! Stay away from me! You’re into Fogs so... you’re into Fognophillia!
Fognophillia by Timmy Casanova June 6, 2018
fognugget
fognugget by puglifeornolife September 8, 2021
fogrogs
Word "forums" with "rum" replaced with "grog". Appears in a Jedi Council's banner on Talk Like A Pirate Day.
fogrogs by SkyWookiee September 24, 2004
fornography
*ringringring* "yo! no im not busy, im just making some fornography...yeup right this second, mayunn"
fornography by chloecaliber May 13, 2009
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