fognog

any type of hot drink which is drunk to warm you up

'do you want something from the kitchen?'
'just a fognog please'

by globelmobel May 10, 2009

foglog

A hollow log that typically resides in fog or light mist. Recent rumours circulated suggesting they could be sentient lifeforms with an IQ of over 145, but all evidence points towards them being inanimate objects.

During a mushroom shortage Bob Geldolf sat on a foglog whilst visiting Gibralta. (Extract from The Daily Telegraph)

by theyarecomingforyou April 10, 2005

Fogwog

A fat annoying whore.

"Dude what happened last night?" John Doe asked puzzled at why he was naked on a broken bed.
"Well" his wife Jane said," You got laid bye a friggin fogwog. She broke the bed and your penis." she answered ashamed of her husband.

by Pigcollecter3 November 29, 2010

Fognophillia

Fognophillia: A Paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to fog and perhaps Mist. Whenever there a person is sexually turned on by condensation against a Transparent surface or a cloudy environment in ground level is into Fognophillia.

Tim: *Hides his boner with his hands*

Rai: *Looks at Tim’s Boner* “What the hell Tim! You have a boner now! Seriously... next to my salad?!”
Tim: “I’m sorry! It’s not you.. it’s the Fog...
Rai: “Gross! Stay away from me! You’re into Fogs so... you’re into Fognophillia!

by Timmy Casanova June 6, 2018

fognugget

Used to describe one whom is a fag, but able to be used on roblox.

That girl sienna is such a fognugget

by puglifeornolife September 8, 2021

fogrogs

Word "forums" with "rum" replaced with "grog". Appears in a Jedi Council's banner on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

"Pirate Council Fogrogs" - JC's title on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

by SkyWookiee September 24, 2004

fornography

the process making pornography of yourself fornicating

*ringringring* "yo! no im not busy, im just making some fornography...yeup right this second, mayunn"

by chloecaliber May 13, 2009