foglog

A hollow log that typically resides in fog or light mist. Recent rumours circulated suggesting they could be sentient lifeforms with an IQ of over 145, but all evidence points towards them being inanimate objects.

During a mushroom shortage Bob Geldolf sat on a foglog whilst visiting Gibralta. (Extract from The Daily Telegraph)

by theyarecomingforyou April 10, 2005

Fogwog

A fat annoying whore.

"Dude what happened last night?" John Doe asked puzzled at why he was naked on a broken bed.
"Well" his wife Jane said," You got laid bye a friggin fogwog. She broke the bed and your penis." she answered ashamed of her husband.

by Pigcollecter3 November 29, 2010

Foglof

A sleazy person who has Face Of a Goat and Lips Of Fish (hence the term FOGLOF).

Check out that FOGLOF over there!!
Fuck me look at the state of that FOGLOF!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

FOGLO

Fear of getting left out

Jill doesn't like rollercoasters, yet she went with her friends because of major FOGLO

by FOGLO January 23, 2019

fog log

A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.

Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.

by prospero418 April 3, 2009

Fologna

Literally fake meat, a term that vegetarians use for fake meat but using the word f as an Fologna, ya know?

Bob(He’s British): I thought, “Now here’s a girl who is clearly trying to play down how cool she is, just sitting under the stairs eating her bologna.”

Billyeyelash : Okay first of all, it’s pronounced baloney. (she’s American) Second, this is fologna, I’m vegetarian. And third? I like my fologna just fine, thanks.

So you see how he thought she was eating actual meat boloney/bologna but she’s vegetarian so she’s actually eating fake meat using the term fologna instead.

by Wateraddictbutthole February 9, 2020

fogrogs

Word "forums" with "rum" replaced with "grog". Appears in a Jedi Council's banner on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

"Pirate Council Fogrogs" - JC's title on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

by SkyWookiee September 24, 2004