Fogwog

A fat annoying whore.

"Dude what happened last night?" John Doe asked puzzled at why he was naked on a broken bed.
"Well" his wife Jane said," You got laid bye a friggin fogwog. She broke the bed and your penis." she answered ashamed of her husband.

by Pigcollecter3 November 29, 2010

foglog

A hollow log that typically resides in fog or light mist. Recent rumours circulated suggesting they could be sentient lifeforms with an IQ of over 145, but all evidence points towards them being inanimate objects.

During a mushroom shortage Bob Geldolf sat on a foglog whilst visiting Gibralta. (Extract from The Daily Telegraph)

by theyarecomingforyou April 10, 2005

fogworks

Fireworks that are obstructed from view due to heavy fog.

Did you see the fireworks last night?

No, it was foggy, so all that we saw were fogworks.

by despeyland January 5, 2012

folwog

A person who is a folwog

Ugh, Madi is SUCH a folwog.

by Folwoghater87 October 25, 2020

fogrogs

Word "forums" with "rum" replaced with "grog". Appears in a Jedi Council's banner on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

"Pirate Council Fogrogs" - JC's title on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

by SkyWookiee September 24, 2004

Folwog

A person who is such a folwog

Ugh, Madi is SUCH a folwog.

by Folwoghater87 October 25, 2020

fognog

any type of hot drink which is drunk to warm you up

'do you want something from the kitchen?'
'just a fognog please'

by globelmobel May 10, 2009